Mal's Dating Mix n Match
I challenge you to unscramble my dating history from the last two weeks!
The Guy
a. older by a few years, blue eyes, teases
b. younger by a few years, blue eyes, goofy
c. quiet, wears glasses, likes to cook
d. older by a few years, generous, truck driver
The Dates
e. dinner & a movie near the mall
f. a movie, a really stupid movie
g. science museum & a cafe lunch
h. art museum sculpture garden & dinner downtown
How I screwed it up with all of them:
i. three days after he invited me, told him i couldnt make it to a concert he'd gotten tickets for
j. after a round of putt-putt, i killed the date because i felt dehydrated
k. i haven't responded to his text messages, including, "so are you not talking to me now?"
l. i suggested that he take me out in the first place and he hasn't asked me out again
3 comments:
I hope h and l are not matches. Are they?
OH, the dating life. It's so fun and so terrible all at the same time! Are you going to tell us the matches?
ANSWERS:
A.H.L.
B.G.J.
C.E.I.
D.F.K.
I know. Doesn't it make you want to tear your hair out?
Post a Comment